Findings:

• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• like you're blind but still can see
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• can till can't
• You can, but you may not
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• can opener's notebook: fish whisperer
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• But can a robot love.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but with words we can create anything
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Can you drown a fish?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to tune a piano
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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