Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You did not do that when you were 22, fuck no, you were probably drunk most of the time, instead. Sometimes I hate the present so much it burns."

• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• You were always so good to me
• No Sex Please: We're British
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• things were good, for a time
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If there were no birds
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• November 4, 1995
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• When We Were Very Young
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• When We Were Orphans
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Oh No it's the Helepolis, We're Doomed...or Not
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• when you were words
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• There were times better than this
• the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
• It hurt when we were pruned
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• When Things Were Rotten
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When we were little kids, running
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• No, we're not friends.
• No time like the present
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• When did the World get so old?
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• So There We Were
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• We're not so different, you and I
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• you were so cute
• We were so young and dazzled
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• When We Were Kings
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• When were the gospels written?
• when we were children
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• no shit, there we were
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• When you were my baby
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• You were here when I fell asleep
• When We Were Mud
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time

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