Findings:
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Baptist jokes
- When you know things are just meant to be
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't have any real problems
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Astro City #5
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- I don't have the time
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- How long have you known?
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a television set
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- So you don't have to
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Stoned music memories
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Why don't I have votes today?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you have to be kidding
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- you have to be close to catch it
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- you don't have to do this
- fish have long memories
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- i have been burning for so long
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- painting stars that have come to be
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't Be Evil
- I don't want to be successful
- long to be thin (user)
- and the world may be long for you
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
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