The result of ass
sweat and
pinchin' loaves.
Fucking disgusting.When
someone has a
sweaty ass, and they
sit on the
toilet seat, their
ass tends to
breathe on the
seat leaving a
line of
perspiration on the
back portion of the seat. And, often, this sweat
mark also contains ass
lint and/or
ass hair.
If you've never seen this before, you either
live with
clean people or don't
look before you sit.
But, trust me, this phenomenon exists.The simple
solution to the
butt breath
problem is to
wipe the toilet seat when you're done, eg.
look before you leap off the fucking
toilet and run back to your
TV show or
computer game. And have some
respect for your fellow
bathroom users. But the fact that many
people don't even
bother to
flush or
wash their hands when they're
finished
defecating, leads me to believe that
wiping the toilet seat when finished would be
completely
out of the question.
Wait, there's more:Butt breath is not confined to toilet seats. It also
occurs
through people's pants!! In the
summertime, people's
crumby asses sweat leaving
damp lines on the seats of
buses,
subways,
lecture halls...
Pretty much any
public chair is prone to this
violation.
People are
gross.
Butt
breath also
refers to
smokers' breath.