Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm not racist but...
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- I'm Really Into Techno
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just guessing
- Things people put up their butts
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not homophobic but...
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm just a bill
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- i'm just a girl
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Sexist jokes
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Not really by the rules, but...
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I'm just sayin'.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Being a dickhead
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