Findings:
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I have never felt more alive
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- blondes have more fun
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I have more stories about trains for you
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- When I have female children
- Have Blue (user)
- I have a tricorn hat
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- have
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I have no hair
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Why males have nipples
- you can't have it both ways
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Know your pets
- A Big Girl Now
- She's Gotta Have It
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you tried rebooting?
- I have no faith in your God
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I have no complaint
- I have seen the elephant
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- institutions have lives of their own
- We're trying to have a baby
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Have a buck
- You have no socially redeeming value
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Let them have Festivas
- I have a dream
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Have you found Jesus?
- Justice and piety have vanished
- We Have Explosive
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- You have a big finger
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- You can't have everything
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Baptist jokes
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Sally guests I have known
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