Findings:
- OBAFGKM
- They grow up. No one told me.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Two girls; one car
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- There are a million girls like me out there
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- That One Girl (user)
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He brings me books like flowers
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He taught me how to smoke
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Make me one of you
- That one makes me scream, she said
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- give me one night to show the savage
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- He Hate Me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- he that is not with me is against me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- stop calling me
- The day he gave me a lift
- Make me one with everything
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- If No One Will Love Me
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- he calls me monster
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- No one touches me
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- call me garbage one more time
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Tell me one thing
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- I was one of those girls
- The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He and she are one
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- she, he, and me
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He called me Sarah once
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- isn't there more than one book
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- he calls me girly (user)
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Have One On Me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- little buddy
- Bed Buddy
- Chex Muddy Buddies
- Buddy Bolden
- buddy icon
- John Lennon on Buddy Holly
- space buddy
- Buddy sidearm (user)
- Bacon Buddy
- buddy atwood (user)
- cuddle buddy
- good buddy
- dive buddy
- buddy check
- Calling oneself a poet
- Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
- On Bush calling for Hussein's execution
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
- The race calling itself 'human' fails
- Calling Collect
- Name Calling and Loss of Face
- Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
- Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
- This Is Tomorrow Calling
- CALLING AN
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- Calling a Gay Man a Fairy
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