Findings:

• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• "Shut up," he explained
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He weaves his words
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• He made a way to his anger
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• What I want to be when I grow up
• up his own arse
• Waking up in a cold room
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Waking Up in the Psychedelic Emergency Room
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• He just left his body
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• grind up the loins
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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