Findings:
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- No one can be in two places at once
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Children can be cruel
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- No place I'd rather be
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to scream when no one is looking
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- No one can be totally logical
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- loyalty can be found in surprising places
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- University students can be really stupid
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- How to be anonymous
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- There can be only one
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Be cool in college
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Cruel to Be Kind
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Any song can be a love song
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How to be a troll
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- Can we still be friends?
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Running toward the edge
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How to be telekinetic
- how to be a friend
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Exes can be good things
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Automobile tire pressure
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I'll be back
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How the Moon Came to Be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Back To The Future III
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How to be invisible
- Winning back your girlfriend
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Stretching your lower back
- How to be an improv musician
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Will Ye No Come Back Again
- How to be a fuck-up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
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