Findings:
- How to be an asshole
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to cook the perfect steak
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be telekinetic
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- How to be an improv musician
- How to create your perfect mix CD
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How the Moon Came to Be
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be a street musician
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a badass
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to dismantle an asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be a geek
- How to be a Canadian Male
- Be ye perfect
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to Be Alone
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to be a backstabber
- Running toward the edge
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- how to be a friend
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to be a troll
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Be cool in college
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How To Be Good
- How to be a good evil villain
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a lardass
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- How to be a good customer
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How to be invisible
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How To Be Funny
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a more productive writer
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How it's Going to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How to be anonymous
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- To do is to be
- Not to be taken internally
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- good reasons to be content
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- My perfect Macbeth
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
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