Findings:
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- What pornos would have us believe
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- How it would happen
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- based on events that may have happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- You stole what they would have given you
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- he would have laughed
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- All the fairies have gone
- Books I have bought for next year
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had been hungry all the years
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Questions I have had today
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- if you have had your midnights
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would like to have emotions
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Where have all the poets gone?
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- Ten Years Gone
- Names I have acquired over the years
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- worse things have happened to better people
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- you would have been
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- When you know things are just meant to be
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- That is a thing that might have happened
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- he would have cried
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Bernie would have won
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
- gone
- He's Gone
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- done gone
- To escape a house gone mad
- Goo Gone
- Shadow University: Political Correctness gone insane
- Church bulletins gone awry
- A life gone terribly wrong
- Gone in Sixty Seconds
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Jr. Gone Wild
- gone stoic in silence: ash and smoke and the wide sunk mud-iron landscape of forever
- all those days are gone
- A long time gone
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- The Wind Done Gone
- Girls Gone Wild
- Gone Sailing
- You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine
- Gone Fission
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
- The Queen is Gone
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - A Theatre Quest
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2: Electric Boogaloo (document)
- It's All Gone Pete Tong
- Since U Been Gone
- Gone Till November
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Seas gone sleepy and lonely for ships again
- Gone to Hell to fight the Devil
- the world is gone, I must carry you
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2006 - A Theatre Quest
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2006 - Theatre Quest Entries
- Gone In Sixty Seconds 2006 (document)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- anti gone (user)
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - A Theatre Quest
- Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - Theatre Quest Entries
- Pictures of a Gone World
- her today and gone tomorrow
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- For Roses Long Gone and For Roses Yet to Come
- What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
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