Findings:
- God probably doesn't exist
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- Either Way
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- They don't touch me the same way
- right to the ways and the rules of the world
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- I REALLY hate this god damn robot
- Who makes God's rules?
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- Not really by the rules, but...
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
- It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
- Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Why God doesn't ride photons
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- size doesn't matter
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Therefore, God exists
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God works in mysterious ways
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- I don't feel the same way about you
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- No two people read a measuring tape the same way
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- The song that doesn't end
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- International doesn't mean foreign
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Out of harm's way
- Doesn't Remind Me
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- change doesn't happen
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
- old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- he doesn't talk
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