Findings:
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- What only the little mermaid knows
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- How we know what we know
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How do you know it's real?
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- I know how many there are.
- Know How, Can Do
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how very close
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- how to be a friend
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- Automobile tire pressure
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Doth the Little Crocodile
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to find your new best friend
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How I know I love you
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- a little smile goes a long way
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- You, standing
- How to attach a closed loop to anything
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to scare a little kid with religion
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to show a sheep
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Close only counts in Horseshoes
- taking care of your little hamster friend
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How do you know that name?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How do I know if I love you?
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- My Only Friend
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- The Little Friend
- The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- Dating your best friend
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
- How It Goes
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Lori Jauntal's Little Friend
- Our little Paki friend
- How much for the little girl?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- My Close Friend, My Friend on Facebook
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Sister power! Close relationships and hymenopterans
- Chipirones en su tinta
- The unchoreographed movements of close friends in a small room
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How They Came to Bunbury
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- seedless grapes
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to fake your own little death
- Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to Know God
- How to get DC power from AC
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I don't know how to smile
- Making paper angles
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
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