Findings:

• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• funny
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Funny paper
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• funny money
• Viagra is not funny
• Funny bumper stickers
• Chicken Cannon
• funny farm
• Funny Macintosh Errors
• Sexist jokes
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Funny bone
• Funny Feet
• as funny as hell
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• funny disclaimers
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Naming your computer
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• funny fat guy who dies
• Funny Black Man
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• Funny C declarations
• funny fag
• funny pages
• Hearts are funny, fragile, things
• not as funny as it used to be
• Insulting softlinks
• pants are funny
• That funny nerve feeling in my foot
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Betty MacDonald
• My Funny Valentine
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• funny UNIX commands
• Games Workshop's Funny Dice
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• Funny Times
• Funny Face
• Hobart's Funnies
• Funny car
• funny (user)
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Funny Games
• funny one (user)
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Funny van Dannen
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• --funny name-- (user)
• How To Be Funny
• My funny villaintine
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• funny bitch (user)
• not funny
• girls, it's really not funny
• This isn't funny at all
• funny sayings
• Funny (category)
• funny oh God
• My Funny Grandmother
• It's funny because it's you
• Funny Girl
• Rule of Funny
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• On Acid, Everything is Funny
• Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
• Funny like that
• funny how cliches stay true
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• very funny money handler
• Pun
• pun war
• Ayn Rand puns
• pun (user)
• punns and reedles
• Arabic puns
• Ohm puns
• bilingual pun
• The Art of Pun
• punn (user)
• Welding puns that involve the word "ass"
• Attila the Pun
• Latin Pun
• No pun intended
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• In which I attempt more puns

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