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• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• every secret thing was made by some one
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was raised by the French government
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• What was stolen by someone else
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I'm tired
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• An Overview of Classic Horror Novels Written by Women
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Avril Lavigne
• avril cool (user)
• Avril 14th
• Saved by the Bell
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• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
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• Down By Law
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• North by Northwest
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
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• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• The skeleton by my closet
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• The Trial by Existence
• Murder By Experts
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• As Time Goes By
• Not guilty by reason of insanity
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"

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