Findings:

• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Good from far, but far from good
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Why males have nipples
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I love you but I have to let you go
• What to do if you have bad credit
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What do I have of my mother's?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You, standing
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why do children have to die?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The tattoo phenomenon
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• What I want from life
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Where do babies come from?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• not running from, but going to
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• they carry but they do not understand
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do what you have to do
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.

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