Findings:
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I would like to have emotions
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- I never thought it would be like this
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- We have learned our lessons well
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Could have beens, should have beens
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- the dreams that should have died
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- The natural state of the human spirit is ecstatic wonder. We should not settle for less.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- You stole what they would have given you
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Have you ever thought
- he would have laughed
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Tools everyone should have
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Bernie would have won
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Would you just look at this thing
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Front porch, what should have been said
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- you would have been
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- What pornos would have us believe
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I should have danced with you
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The days of wonder have come at last
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- consoles should have trackballs
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- We'll always have Paris
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Movies that should have been books first
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
- a dozen books I should have read you
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- he would have cried
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
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