Findings:
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- There is only ONE God
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- to a place where no one's around
- there is only one soul
- There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
- There is only one electron
- Hitler has only got one ball
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- There is only one season in Houston
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There can be only one
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Be a model or just look like one
- every secret thing was made by some one
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- Words that only have one context
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Behave as if there were a God
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Famous people with only one testicle
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Only the gods are real.
- what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- one and only (user)
- I remember, there was one
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- I hold you where no one else can go
- Where is God?
- there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
- The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was a land where lived no violets
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Only God Forgives
- God only knows
- He Was Only Joking
- One nation under God
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- There's no point unless you make one
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- One hour there was sunlight
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Two men enter, one man leaves
- Where is your god now?
- Where two fight, third one wins
- There's one born again every minute
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- One Night Only
- the only one (user)
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- They came together so as to form one whole
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- We only eat the stupid ones
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- A fever of one day's continuance only
- She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
- The Only Ones
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Every day we stray further from God's light.
- If there is a God, I hate her
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- there are no gods in foxholes
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
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