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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• He's been places they have not.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Irish American
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• How to make a quick five dollars
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• They Have a Word for It
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• A day late and a dollar short
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• The Day They Stole Brian Eno (document)
• Talk like a pirate day
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Answer: Coins to make a dollar
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I would like to have emotions
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• You, standing
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Boss
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• The days of wonder have come at last
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• The day he gave me a lift
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• American honey wine
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• The choice you have to make
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It must have rained or something
• They have taken enough
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They could have saved Kevin
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They have no bones.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They must have faces
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• End of the day bosses
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Make my day
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Little things that make my day
• Have a nice day
• The day my boss' cats disappeared
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Penis for a day
• Stoned music memories
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• Roast beef and two dollars a day!
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Like a day without sunshine
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Days or Years
• The day they started charging for music
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The Day They Crashed the Grand Concourse
• Everyone's Irish on Saint Patrick's Day
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• When writers use Latin
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
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• The top secret of talking like an American
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I may or may not have been naked
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You stole what they would have given you
• People want what they cannot have
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector

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