Findings:

• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• but aren't we all
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• never judge a by a reading
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Skim this life but never live
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Forever blue, but never black
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We said nay, we are but men
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• executed but never exposed
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• the smallest integer never considered
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Free but worthless shares
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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