Findings:

• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but don't take my word for it
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I did not say it would make sense
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• it would make sense (user)
• Because that would make sense
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Two wrongs don't make right
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• We don't make good wives
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Sun worship makes sense
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• This node does not make sense
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• marriage does not make sense
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Being a dickhead
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Don't Make Me Think
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt hinge
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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