Findings:
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When life gives you shit
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When the shit hits the fan
- Piero Manzoni
- When the Pope says shit
- Are you leaving E2 and taking your contributions with you?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- Summer never answers when you call
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- call waiting
- call
- The Call of Cthulhu
- collect call
- A Tribe Called Quest
- Last call
- call centre
- Call by reference
- A Fish Called Wanda
- Call by value
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Home run call
- goal call
- I'll call you
- Asheron's Call
- method call
- screening calls
- call/cc
- an interrupted phone call
- The Steer Called Murder
- Call of the West
- Just call me fluffy
- Call for Help
- Let's call this art
- late night phone calls
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- close call
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Call girl
- port of call
- recursive call
- call stack
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- The Call of Ktulu
- call option
- Now That's What I Call Quite Good
- booty call
- The Call
- Remote Procedure Call
- Call your mom
- margin call
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Call Forwarding
- you make the call
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
- Why won't he call?
- The Collect Call of Cthulhu
- strangest phone call
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- call board
- curtain call
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- A Call to Quit
- Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
- What do you call a woman's genitalia?
- Here's my number, call me
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Don't call me Debbie
- last call for regrets
- A common tech support call
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- listen()
- No Colour Called Love
- Zuigan calls his own master
- The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
- Fun with telemarketing calls
- If the Current Were to Call
- What do I call her?
- Don't call me Asian
- Genetically Modified Phone Call
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Call Me Persephone
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- The Call of the Wild
- Call me Fish Meal
- Prilosec
- Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 6
- The Call of the Wild – chapter 7
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- Call it in the air
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- Infinity Calls
- I never called her momma
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Called shot
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Don't call it burnout
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