Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Rape committed by women
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't stand so close to me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't want to get over you
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't leave me alone
• Stoned music memories
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Getting rid of start menu items
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't get a song
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Blame Me
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They Don't Want Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't send me roses
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't get it
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't Tell Me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You just don't get it
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't @ me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• please don't go
• Please Don't Destroy
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't tread on me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• They don't touch me the same way
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't Give Me Names
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please don't send your resume
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• customers don't trust me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't wait up for me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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