Findings:
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Darkness Be My Friend
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- how to be a friend
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Can't we all just be friends?
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Trying to be friends
- I just want to be friends
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Let's just be friends
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- Can we still be friends?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Annoyance
- The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
- Don't view things as annoyances.
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
- My first comet
- clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
- first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
- New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
- attempted murder
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
- The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
- Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- United States Presidential assassination attempts
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- to be
- The revolution will not be televised
- eternity would be boring
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be all that you can be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Persistent Browser-Based Game
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Soon to be off the air
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- begging to be loved
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- be seeing you
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Be careful what you wish for
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- good reasons to be content
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- To God Be the Glory
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- the powers that be
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