A total catalogue of weird and
vanilla things is available to those who know the code and go
that way.
It's rarely used, but this could be useful if, perhaps, you are trying to find a pay phone to call and you just happen to have a gray hanky in your pocket and the only place within walking distance is a gay bar.
Or you might want to pick out your clothing for tonight. I don't know.
Worn on Left COLOUR Worn on Right
heavy SM top BLACK heavy SM bottom
bondage top GREY Tie me up, Scotty
wants head LT BLUE cocksucker
69er ROBIN'S EGG anything but 69ing
cop MEDIUM BLUE copsucker
fucker NAVY BLUE fuckee
pilot/flight attendant AIRFORCE BLUE likes flyboys
sailor LT BLUE/WHITE STRIPE lookin' for salty seamen
cock & ball torturer TEAL BLUE cock & ball torturee
fist fucker RED fist fuckee
cuts MAROON bleeds
2-handed fister DARK RED 2-handed fistee
dildo fucker LIGHT PINK dildo fuckee
tit torturer DARK PINK tit torturee
into navel fetishist MAUVE has a navel fetish
suck my pits MAGENTA armpit freak
piercer PURPLE piercee
likes drag queens LAVENDER drag queen
pisser/WS YELLOW piss freak
spits PALE YELLOW drool crazy
hung 8" or more MUSTARD wants a big one
two looking for one GOLD one looking for two
anything anytime ORANGE nothing now (cruising)
two tons o' fun APRICOT chubby chaser
suck my toes CORAL shrimper
a cowboy RUST his horse
spanker FUSCHIA spankee
for rent gigilo KELLY GREEN john (looking to buy)
daddy HUNTER GREEN orphan looking for daddy
military top OLIVE DRAB military bottom
Eats food LIME GREEN Serves Food
rimmer BEIGE rimmee
scat top BROWN scat bottom
uncut BROWN LACE likes uncut
cut BROWN SATIN likes cut
latex fetish top CHARCOAL latex fetish bottom
actually owns a suit GREY FLANNEL likes men in suits
beat my meat WHITE I'll do us both
milker HOLSTEIN milkee
comes in scumbags CREAM sucks it out
park sex top RED/WHITE GINGHAM park sex bottom
headmaster BROWN CORDUROY student
wears boxer shorts PAISLEY likes boxer shorts
bestialist top FUR bestialist bottom
want muscleboy bottoms GOLD LAME likes muscleboy tops
starfucker SILVER LAME celebrity
has/takes videos BLACK VELVET will perform for the camera
voyeur WHITE VELVET will put on a show
has tattoos LEOPARD likes tattoos
smokes cigars TAN likes cigars
cuddler TEDDY BEAR cuddlee
chicken KEWPIE DOLL chicken hawk
wears a dirty jock DIRTY JOCKSTRAP sucks it clean
tearoom top (pours) DOILY tearoom bottom (drinks)
outdoor sex top MOSQUITO NETTING outdoor sex bottom
has drugs ZIPLOC BAG looking for drugs
bartender COCKTAIL NAPKIN bar groupie
stinks KLEENEX sniffs
has a home KEYS IN FRONT has a car
needs a place to stay KEYS IN BACK looking for a ride
likes to nibble HOUNDSTOOTH will be bitten
skinhead top UNION JACK skinhead bottom
new in town CALICO tourists welcome
bathhouse top TERRYCLOTH bathhouse bottom
hosting an orgy WHITE/MULTICOLOR DOTS looking for an orgy
safe sex top BLACK/WHITE CHECK safe sex bottom
shaver RED/WHITE STRIPE shavee
furry bear RED/BLACK STRIPE likes bears
likes white bottoms WHITE LACE likes white tops
likes black bottoms BLACK/WHITE STRIPE likes black tops
likes latino bottoms BROWN/WHITE STRIPE likes latino tops
likes asian bottoms YELLOW/WHITE STRIPE likes asian tops
likes white suckers LT BLUE/WHITE DOTS likes to suck whites
likes black suckers LT BLUE/BLACK DOTS likes to suck blacks
likes latino suckers LT BLUE/BROWN DOTS likes to suck latinos
likes asian suckers LT BLUE/YELLOW DOTS likes to suck asians
Partially from
Elf Sternberg's site: http://www.halcyon.com/elf/hankies.html (I made up some of the silly ones)