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"You never know when you might get strange, muscular visitors..."? i should be so lucky. i had lunch with the most luscious 18yo and you should be jealous.
he's no rob malda tho. but then again, who is?
i live in oakland, californi.a, which is not quite as full of crack babies and drive-by's as you might think, and which is not san francisco, and which is also no richmond. or so i've heard.
is this long enough yet?..