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<Viki.> waverider37: I was pleasantly surprised when I heard your podcast recently, you didn't sound half as bogan as some noders told me you would.

calm the fuck down. please.

"Alright, let's all sit down around a Ouija board and try to solve P vs. NP once and for all." -Charlie Eppes

"Those who dare to jump will soon find that the ground isn't as far down as it seems." -Waverider37

"Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out... The brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." -Randy Pausch

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yeah, i've pretty much fled this site. but not for negative reasons. mostly for time management reasons. that, and the fact that i'm more out less no longer a writer. i will still pop in from time to time but don't be surprised if nothing new happens here. in any case, y'all have been great and i do miss you. but for now...

/me misses Butterfinger McFlurry

I blog.
I tweet.
I book your face.
I deviate.
I geocache.
I tumbl thrice.

In your face, I can see your past.
In my face, I hope you can see my future.

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waverider37 needs:

  • no mic stand
  • your sex talk
  • to give someone cancer
  • to find more purple
  • stricter fraud prevention
waverider37 wants:
  • to stay in the housing sector
  • to be adored and worshipped like the royalty he feels he is
  • to be joined in an elephant ride
  • to snack on the camera
  • an end zone celebration

Stay gold,


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