Findings:
- He's been places they have not.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- They had been expecting me
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- They Were Eleven
- People don't flail when they die
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- When you kill people they die
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Before they were famous
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- They must have faces
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- They Have a Word for It
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They have bears in Italy
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Of course, they were wrong
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Eye contact at a distance
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- Things never were what they used to be
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- They are building a fence around the sidewalk
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- intelligence agent
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- they never found the body
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- People want what they cannot have
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They have taken enough
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- You stole what they would have given you
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- They have no bones.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- They could have saved Kevin
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- They didn't have the heart
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Search for Terrestrial Intelligence
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Or were they chords of sun?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- I was into them after they were hip
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
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