Properly known as "Deep-fried cheese curds"1 but usually sold simply as "cheese curds", these amazing morsels are marvelously disgusting carnival food sold in the upper Midwest. Fresh cheese curds are rolled about in batter, then thrown into a boiling vat of vegetable oil. The result are popcorn-size breaded bits of cheesy doom oozing mightily with oil. The breading is crunchy, the cheese melty and smooth. After a few of them, the high grease quotient begins to sink in and sickness fills your stomach. But before that, you are filled with a few perfect moments of Midwestern dairy bliss.


(1) Some would contest this, and assert that the actual name is "Grease with Cheese".