Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Hey! Long time no see. You're probably wondering what I've been up to since breakfast. Well, lemme tell you-""

• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Long time no see
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been a woman for too long
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• it's been a long time
• I've been smoking ever since
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Ski piss
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• Time of No Reply
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• long and not well written
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• September has such a feeling
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• A summer a long time ago
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Computers have no sense of time
• No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No Time This Time
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• i have been burning for so long
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I've been waiting forever
• Up the Long Ladder
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• A long time gone
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• The Sun Hath No Long Journey
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• no time
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• No time for love, Dr. Jones
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• haven't seen that smile in such a long time
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• It hasn't been so long, but
• No time of any kind
• Time Stops for No Mouse
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've Been Tired
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You know you've been away from home too long
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How long have you been in love with her?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Ways to express a long time
• Long Time Running
• It happened a long time ago
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I see no X here
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• after a long time of nothing
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• I've been expecting you
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Kids have no concept of time
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• No Time For Sergeants
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• No time like the present
• There is no time paradox
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been searching
• I've Never Been to Me
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• It's been years since we were born
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• I've been here for 5 hours
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• The time I've lost in wooing
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• My Time Ain't Long
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• A Long Time
• I’ve been completed
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Astro City #5
• The long waking up
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Long time coming
• I've been on the net (user)
• God died a long time ago
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.

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