Findings:

• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• She says kill. I say how many.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Hey, how's it going?
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Kill Haole Day
• How many living things are there on earth?
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The public library is NOT a day care center for your kids
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• How to kill an eel
• how my computer nearly killed me
• how many children are bedwetters
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• My first comet
• My Many Colored Days
• Hey, cat boy
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey Ya!
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Today is the longest day of year
• The Day Today
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Humane octopus killing
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• How many keys on a piano?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• how I talk to kids
• How to kill a clown
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How did I end up here?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• How I did not become a super-hero
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• what the kids did for love:
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Kill Your Students Day
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• Hey Jude
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Asking for a favor
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Hey! Just say!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey, faggot!
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• A Roll In The HEY!
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• How to kill a Sim
• How Prom nearly killed me
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• The day I killed my sister
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• Cabbage Patch Kids Day in the Park
• The train never did come that day
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• how witches begin and end the day
• Kids these days
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• How I envision my first day of college
• So how did you two meet?
• How much pain did you cause?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• How did we come to this?
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Many happy returns of the day
• how did i know this?
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Hey Ladies
• Hey Joe
• when did we forget how to play?
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• hey mister
• Hey Nineteen
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey Dude
• Hey Pocky Way
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Montana
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey Matthew
• Hey, the TV took my...
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• hey baby (user)
• hey (user)
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life

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