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• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If No One Will Love Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• No one touches me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• let me know who you are now.
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Don't wait up for me
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Stop killing me now
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• kill me now (user)
• lying here with no one near
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Have One On Me
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• May those who are born after me
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• me neither
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• That one makes me scream, she said
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• You have no power over me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• give me one night to show the savage
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Hear me now
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• think of me now
• me, now and again
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• who me (user)
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• No Weed for Me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Bitch set me up!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Write me well.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• let me grow up
• Frilly putty in me now
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Yes me, right now
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Make me one with everything
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• The whole world is lying to me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Make me one of you
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• There is no real me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go

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