Sure, Soldier of Fortune and Quake 3, aren't shy when it comes to showering you with bloody steaming chunks of the vanquished, Deer Hunter gets you in the mood for some furtive beer fueled stalking and exterminating, and Carmageddon lets you put the righteous vehicular stamp of rejection on the sweet face of innocence; but so far, all the offerings of megaviolence, carnage and murderous mayhem have left you a little disappointed!!
From Sticky Hands Software, the makers of such strategy classics as Waiting for Godot: skirmish pack,as well as This Century, a Feminist Perspective, and the first person shooter Downsize This, Mein Corporate Nazi! comes a new benchmark in gaming realism. This may indeed be the last game you'll ever be able to buy. Introducing:
Create a realistic depiction of life in any decade of the 20th century. Lovingly construct everything from city configurations to systems of government, religious interference, poor parenting and absurd media content, combining them to make the ultimate community. Then use it, along with our patented Nature V Nurture psychological modelling engine, to send your Sim so fucking absurdly insane that they are driven straight up kill crazy in an orgy of lovingly rendered 3D slashing, gutting, exploding, burning, shooting and strangling. You'll void your bowels at the sheer horror of it all!!! But wait up Dr. Dementroid! You not only get to see your Sim doin' their thang in glorious GodCam 3D, you can also enter SlayMode...where you control the action up close and personal just the way you always wanted!!! You can almost taste the blood!!!!! The GodCam is *completely* under your control: watch someone stabbed to death; from the inside!!!!!. We've placed no arbitrary limits on the possibilities...what are we, moral watchdogs???!!!!
Features:
A full range of character development paths, from the 'classic night stalker', 'peeved postal worker', 'homicidal hippie LSD sponge', 'stabby attention deficit kid', 'shotgun toting cubicle rat', 'inspired by god bringer of holy wrath and judgement', right through to the ultimate tooth necklace wearing, remorseless death fetishist with far too much time on their bloody (yet perfectly manicured) hands and a penchant for making intestinal macrame plant hangers! The only limitation is the your own imagination!! Sure, first time out of the psych ward you might just end up with a twitchy kid on ritalin, but with practice you can make sims that would scare the squick drill right out of Jeffrey Dahmer's hands!
Multiplay:
Naturally, Psychopaths don't work in a vacuum...and neither should you! Find some friends on 'MorbidityNet' and pit your creations against each other in a variety of slick with blood, 'where's my arm?!', organ exploding charnel house death extravaganzathons!!!! Choose from 'Last Spleen Standing', 'Capture the Scalp' , 'Organ Treasure Hunt', 'StabFest', and even the team based 'Christmas Caroling with a Chainsaw'!!!!!
Just send in your address, a description of yourself, a recent picture, and a map to your house, and we'll sign you up for our *special* beta test programme!!!. Sim Psychopath: the future of gaming is almost here!!!!