Findings:

• boys i loved (more or less)
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Either/Or
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Is this poetry or crap?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• The truth, or something like it
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• silent like a killer or a lover
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Swimming pool injury
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• All good men are either gay or married
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Be a model or just look like one
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Works like the train toilet
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• serendipity, or something like it
• Life, or something like it
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• A boy named Ben
• Aussie Boy (user)
• The Beach Boys
• Cabin Boy
• Backstreet Boys
• boy
• Big Boy
• Marmalade Boy
• On your knees boy
• Cancer Boy
• good old boy
• Boy Scouts of America
• boy racer
• A Boy and His Dog
• The Party Album
• The Hardy Boys
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• Boy Scout Oath
• Boy Scout Law
• The Hardy Boys Casefiles
• Little Boy
• Little Boy Blue
• Green Mountain Boys
• Bad Boy Bubby
• The Boy with the Arab Strap
• sphincter boy
• Boys for Pele
• Boy Kicks Girl
• Tokyo Shock Boys
• best boy
• The Boys and the Frogs
• boy crazy
• unavailable (user)
• Calling boys and hanging up
• chair boy (user)
• seed boy (user)
• Virtual Boy
• Pep Boys
• Geto Boys
• Handsome Boy Modeling School
• Scottsboro boys
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Pink boys
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Bad Boy
• The Boy Bathing
• Wonder Boys
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Little Wooden Boy
• Bat Boy
• Boys Don't Cry
• The popularity of boy bands
• Ducky Boys
• Boy Sets Fire
• rude boy
• Long-haired boys
• Hoo boy
• The boy on the couch
• Boys will be boys
• frat boy butch
• 14-year-old boys
• Smokin' in the Boys Room
• old boy
• Three-year-old boys are usually not very interesting people
• Ever-present dread of falling for a boy
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• Fire boy
• Pipette boy
• Beagle Boys
• my boy
• The boy who cried censorship
• Boy named after website
• Wayne "Fat Boy" Ewing
• Astro Boy
• Mystery White Boy
• Nancy boy
• Mummy's Boy
• The Good Boy
• Junkie Ho Rent Boy (user)
• The Boys Next Door
• Thoughts On Black Boy
• Golden Boy
• What I learned in Boy Scouts
• Boys Brigade
• Birthday Boy
• The Lost Boys
• Sunday October 1st : Boy George Tribute Day
• Game Boy
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• altar boy
• Fallout Boy
• Boring Boy (user)
• Dannye Boy

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