Findings:

• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can eat a peach for hours
• He tampered in God's domain
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Can God lie?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He speaks so well!
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I can eat a bicycle!
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• but with words we can create anything
• Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How Man creates his Gods
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Even my faults he adores
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• He loved Big Brother.
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• So young and already God is fading
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So, he's leaving
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You can eat sushi
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• All the gold you can eat
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Can I eat him, boss?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• All you can eat
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• He can
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• we can get along even though we disagree
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• the word eat he
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• we travel so often without even moving
• So help me God
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• God with a big G
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• big blue room
• The Big Enchilada
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Big Badlands
• Big deal
• The Big Blue
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Big Giant Head
• I was a young boy that had big plans

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