Findings:

• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• don't be absurd (user)
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I don't want to be alone
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sad
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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