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• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• "From " line
• He called me Sarah once
• who did this to me?
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Fighting the system from the inside out
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I still know what you did last summer
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• We did not know it was a war
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• The spiral line rising from my head represents my dizziness
• Reading Between the Lines: Lessons from the SDMI Challenge
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• call me garbage one more time
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• call me hiroshima
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Just call me fluffy
• They Flee From Me
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• blink fades from you
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Please, Call me Honky
• Memorable lines from computer games
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• To know a hawk from a handsaw
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Some people call me a drama queen
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Call Me Maybe
• A collect call from god
• What did you do for your mother today?
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't call me white
• I know what you did in Texas
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Call me Hashmael
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• fade out
• Here's my number, call me
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Far From Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Take me from home
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• From the inside looking out
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• The line from Hell
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Don't call me Asian
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Notes from the Service Line
• Call Me Persephone
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Call me Fish Meal
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• A line from Brigadoon
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• he calls me monster
• Call me Anna
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Mutants from a Place Called Hope, Michigan
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I know what you did last summer
• My first comet
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Using headphones as a microphone
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Where Did I Come From?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Call if you need me
• Did you know facts
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• how did i know this?
• What did you See in Me?
• You know our love will not fade away
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Street Spirit (Fade Out)
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• The Emergency Services called me back
• far be it from me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• away from me
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Still Called Today
• The Call from the Past
• People just expect things from me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Take it from me
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Call Me Princess

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