Women you know you should just walk away from

Natalie was straight straight straight but I didn't let myself know it for a long time. She liked talking to me and it always turned sexy when she did. Hushed tones and things happening with her eyes that said I may be straight but I Also. Like. You. She didn't mean it, didn't want any reality of me to happen to her. Flirting with girls is fun, and the fun of it was all she wanted. She was selfish that way. But I was selfish by not stopping it.

Erika was busy with things that were not me. She thought I was Sweet. She was too busy to process me I guess, to even try to understand much of anything I tried and tried to show her. Still, I liked her fireman stories and I liked her hair. She gave me full access to both, we lay on her couch for hours, all of her for me, though she never asked me any questions. Right then that was all I needed, it filled me up, for a while. I knew what I was doing, and I knew what she was doing, and one of us probably should have stopped it, but she was there, and she was warm.

Sometimes I think I should never have started with Alice but that line of thought only runs for about two minutes before I remember something wonderful again. How she was always able to calm people down, even strangers, or the things that made her hesitate, or her wonderful changing eyes. After breaking up everyone remembers a person's eyes, and I am no different.

The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate	God Hates FAQs	Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.	I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
How do you know when someone's your best friend?	Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.	For my last trick, I made her disappear	He makes me feel alone just by being there
I don't like her because she won't like me	How to give a blowjob	Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory	Alyson Hannigan
Soft air between us	The treatment of female characters in Superhero comic books	Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn	How to ruin someone's life
The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry	Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry	Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock	You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories	I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush	Lolita