I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway

Women you know you should just walk away from	Falling in love with your best friend	I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.	Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
Do you want to say something with that song?	Stealing a girlfriend	I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony	Clingy
2 Girls 1 Cup	Slavonic Princess	How to jump into water from a height	crush
Berkeley, California	breakup	She was very beautiful. Y'know?	I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
Amherst, Massachusetts	The Raven	inevitable	Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
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