Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• When you think about smoking
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Don't think about it
• I don't think of her
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't think I like your system
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I don't think I like love
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I try not to think about it
• I don't feel the same way about you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Her smile, thinking about you
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't think of...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Photography and religion
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• About the things you could not show her
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I don't care about the air
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to see her
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How To Think About God
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• thinking about her
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Think about you
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I think about my answer
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• When to talk about religion
• Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Think globally, don't act.
• Stoned music memories
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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