Findings:

• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The echoes as they come
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Automobile tire pressure
• You stole what they would have given you
• How did we come to this?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Horses: do they love us back?
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If you build it they will come
• If they come for us
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• How They Came to Bunbury
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• seedless grapes
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• The Harder They Come
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• They only come out at night
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• What They Did To the Desert People
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They did your portrait
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• How come we never dated?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• How did I end up here?
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How would you understand?
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Come Back Home
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• The dog who would not come in
• So How Come
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• My first comet
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• when did we forget how to play?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• How it would happen
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• come back
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• come back girl of the knife
• How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Come Back (in Awhile)
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• These are the days when birds come back
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Winning back your girlfriend
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Where Did I Come From?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• So how did you two meet?
• How much pain did you cause?
• Stretching your lower back
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• I did not say it would make sense
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• how did i know this?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• How I did not become a super-hero
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.

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