Findings:

• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Give me a cookie!
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• treat me like a woman
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'll get there when I get there
• Gravity really gets me down
• (Come get me).
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give me a break!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• give me the truth or nothing
• give me one night to show the savage
• When your presents give me hives
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Beer me!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• can you get enough of me?
• get off me
• Give Me Louisiana
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me back my bike!
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• give me your most honest smile
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give me something worth reading
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I'll become what you became to me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Get Behind Me Satan
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Get it off me!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Getting a free case of beer
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Get back to me
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Don't Give Me Names
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give Me Strength
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Your Children
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Give me a moment, please
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Giving a handjob to a woman
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give me tonight
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Give me your knees
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll never be the other woman
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Beer snob
• cool beer
• Bourbon and root beer
• Beer bread
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• virtual beer
• warm beer
• Alcohol-free Beer
• Goya ginger beer
• Fat beer
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Australian Beer
• my fireplace and my beer
• drinking beer to cure deafness
• Beer Preference

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