Findings:

• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• I Once Had Wings
• I was once young and had a home
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• I like my job
• I had a brother, once
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Prostitution - I Like My Job
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Jobs I've Had
• I once had a cavity
• A conversation I had with myself once
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The best teacher I ever had
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC

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