Findings:

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Give Me Louisiana
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Giving a handjob to a woman
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• give me your most honest smile
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Give Me Your Children
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Give Me Strength
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Blonde Woman
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• When your presents give me hives
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• White on Blonde
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• How to give your man a good backrub
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• vanity and the man woman thing
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• White Man's Overbite
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Give me a break!
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• Give Me A Home and Away
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Drug Me
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a Medieval Man
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• The White Man's Burden
• That man bit me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Man Smart, Woman Smarter
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• My first comet
• The Song of Hiawatha - The White Man's Foot
• Angry Man is Following Me
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• White Man's Democracy
• I'm glad I'm white
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give a man a fish
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give me a moment, please
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Give me tonight
• Give me a cookie!
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give me something worth reading
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• give a man a uniform (user)
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• give me the truth or nothing
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Give me back my bike!
• Drugs Or Me
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• HI im vik (user)
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Give me your knees
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm The Man
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm on drugs
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory

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