Holy Land A Suburban Memoir
by Donald J. Waldie
Buzz Books
ISBN 0-312-16864-0
179 pages

Winner of the California Book Award, this 1996 book is a funny, odd, and moving account of Lakewood, CA, in the 1950s. It has a mythological aura around it, like the author is describing the foundation of Troy. He does not focus on the "emptiness" or "sterility" of suburban culture, but rather on its human side. The book is written in an extremely minimalist style, and divided into 316 sections, with photographs.

Here are a few random selections, chosen for their brevity.

4.

Whether he liked or disliked, it is for himself, and not for what he has done, that others judge him. He has generally done nothing at all.

14.

In the Los Angeles basin, the possibility of rain is ignored until the rain falls. Since it hardly ever rains, ignorance has prevailed as a climate.

82.

The houses on my block have been painted so often that the grains of sand in the surface of the stucco have begun to disappear.

In Western civilization, the Holy Land refers to Jerusalem and its surroundings - obviously due to the domination of the Judeo-Christian viewpoint.

Currently (turn of the 21st Century), the place is a mess. People with religious differences are fighting it out in an undeclared war, mostly Palestinian Muslims and Jews from all over. Because the Holy Land is holy to three major religions, people become emotional and irrational in regards to the site's occupation. It doesn't help that at least two of those religions can't seem to get along at all, and one is on the rebound from being treated *very* badly by Nazis.

To a person who does not believe in any Judeo-Christian Religion, it all looks like a colossal waste of time, money, and human lives. Both Palestinians and Israeli Jews think they have a historical 'right' to the land, which is obviously silly. On a TV spot I saw, some of the more militant Israelis stated that they won the war, so that they have the right to the land. Which is stupid, as it legitimizes the taking of land with guns and tanks - would the Israelis sit and accept it if the Palestinians were able to take Jerusalem by force? And it doesn't help when the Palestinian factions that want continued struggle teaches children that blowing themselves up with a couple of Jews is a good way of getting into Heaven...

I'm not a religious man, but if I was, I would pick a religion that has a more pleasant holy land, like Maui.

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