Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Running toward the edge
- Girls who only date jocks
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- only then will we be safe from each other
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Goops and How to be Them
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- it would be hilarious if only
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
- How Should A Person Be?
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- How to meet the most girls
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How To Be Good
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- How to be a troll
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- only the named can be destroyed
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Girl with a White Dog
- Making the heartless girl cry
- Only Slightly a Geek Girl
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- how to be a friend
- How to be telekinetic
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- OBAFGKM
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be a lardass
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet Came to Be
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How it's Going to Be
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a more productive writer
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to be a Better Person
- a garden where a girl used to be
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How much for the little girl?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- How to be invisible
- How To Meet Girls
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be an asshole
- Automobile tire pressure
- Be cool in college
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- There can be only one
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to be anonymous
- Be a girl for a day
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a good customer
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to Be Alone
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be a street musician
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I used to be that girl.
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- How to be a geek
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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