Findings:

• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• No place I'd rather be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The Hills Have Eyes
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• You have your work cut out for you
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Finding out you have cancer
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd rather read a book
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• i'd rather not
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• How to have an out of body experience
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• i have to get out
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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