Findings:

• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• There is no god but God
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm No Angel
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Doctor No
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• no ideas but in things
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Close, but no cigar
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not racist but...
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm no Whitman...
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There is no dream but this.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Fool
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I'm no Socrates
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm fine no really
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Being a dickhead
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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