• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• I'm No Fool
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Angel
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Doctor No
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm not racist but...
• Im No Writer (user)
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• There is no dream but this.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• no ideas but in things
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Close, but no cigar
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• There is no god but God
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm no Whitman...
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• memory contains no images
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Doctor
• doctor dash (user)
• Doctor Dolittle
• Doctor Strange (user)
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Doctor Schlock (user)
• So. Central Rain
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not a terrorist
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm Sas (user)
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• person of no account
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• shotgun no rock
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• gonnae no dae that
• No prayer for the dead gods
• Fear no More
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• i no naka no kawazu
• No time for love, Dr. Jones
• No Need to Argue
• no stranger to a fish supper
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Computers have no sense of time
• Necessity is no defence for murder
• Oatey No. 95 lead-free tinning flux
• A hand-on-soft love song with no words spoken
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Dr. No
• Finally we are no one
• There is no answer; there is no question
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Man With No Name
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• Mozart Piano Concerto No. 9
• dreams desire no audience
• No alternative to energy
• Good from far, but far from good
• bejweled no time limit
• There are no art talent scouts
• Straight but not Narrow
• turquoise bears (no message)
• Yard Butt
• No more shiny things
• no death for you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name

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