Findings:
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just here for the candy
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- I'm just a bill
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- i'm just a girl
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Im No Writer (user)
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm no Whitman...
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm No Angel
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I'm No Fool
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- baseball bat
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm bored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm a little sex pot
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- I'm a
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm Glad
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm game
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm not talking about
- I'm Looking Through You
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm not lovin' it
- I'm not very cool
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Gay; not dead!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- IMS
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm only emo on my days off
- I'm Your Moon
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest somone drop a torch.
- No human, just Porsche
- I'm not sure
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Exactly Where I'm At
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm a luser
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not a dick.
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm so tough
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm Holding You
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm on my last go-round
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- well im sure (user)
- I'm seeing robots
- IM
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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