Findings:
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I Want You to Want Me
- I'm Just Me (user)
- So much it scares me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- My wife made me sexy!
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm so tough
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- feline allergies
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Wake me up if you still want me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- So help me God
- So, what's the problem with me?
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- You were always so good to me
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You know you want me, baby!
- Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not in love, set me free
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Don't stand so close to me
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Me and You and Everyone We Know
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm so sorry
- I want your hands on me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- February wants me dead
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- so save me (user)
- She only wants me for tech support
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- She only wants me for sex
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- me so cute (user)
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- How Do You Want Me?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Let me dream if I want to
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- I wanted you to want me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I'm Too Sexy
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- everyone wants to read a happy ending
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Me So Horny
- So Sue Me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I want you inside me
- You say you want to help me
- They want me for a focus group!
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
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